the lair of dr vblschrf
lanternkicker:

bunsaipon:

robomegido:

themissingavenger:

shes-a-pirate:

knezojadransko:

decemaeternamdoctor:

thetaintraining:

[[ Scissors.
11 inches deep. Just over my lungs. 2% chance of survival.
Goodbye cruel world. ]]

OOC:
My calculator, 9 inches deep. In my face. 99% chance of survival.
I am okay with this.

ooc:
My pyjama shirt, 5 inches deep. In my temple. 15% chance of survival.
: (

my phone, back of my neck, 7 inches deep, 75% chance of survival
eh

An EXPO marker, the left side of my face, 3 inches deep, 69% chance of survival.
Alright then.

My shirt, three inches deep, inner thigh, 19% chance
How does one go about stabbing someone in the leg with a shirt, exactly

My cellphone, 7 inches deep, the back of my head, 48% chance of survival
Oh jeez :|

My Tribly Hat, 1 inch deep, my leg, 29% chance of survival…

i was just stabbed 6 inches deep through my knee with my friend alix. not by her, with her. 98% survival, bitches. i’m down but not out. 

lanternkicker:

bunsaipon:

robomegido:

themissingavenger:

shes-a-pirate:

knezojadransko:

decemaeternamdoctor:

thetaintraining:

[[ Scissors.

11 inches deep. Just over my lungs. 2% chance of survival.

Goodbye cruel world. ]]

OOC:

My calculator, 9 inches deep. In my face. 99% chance of survival.

I am okay with this.

ooc:

My pyjama shirt, 5 inches deep. In my temple. 15% chance of survival.

: (

my phone, back of my neck, 7 inches deep, 75% chance of survival

eh

An EXPO marker, the left side of my face, 3 inches deep, 69% chance of survival.

Alright then.

My shirt, three inches deep, inner thigh, 19% chance

How does one go about stabbing someone in the leg with a shirt, exactly

My cellphone, 7 inches deep, the back of my head, 48% chance of survival

Oh jeez :|

My Tribly Hat, 1 inch deep, my leg, 29% chance of survival…

i was just stabbed 6 inches deep through my knee with my friend alix. not by her, with her. 

98% survival, bitches. i’m down but not out. 

  1. catwithball reblogged this from niamhrain and added:
    Stabbed 7 inches in my face by a blueberry… Survival rate is 94%. Seems legit…
  2. everythingcouldhappentoday reblogged this from audlno and added:
    A toothbrush 1 inch in my tung. 99% survival chance … o.Ô wtf??
  3. we-are-tigers reblogged this from audlno and added:
    A muller rice, 6” deep, in my boob (dont judge my life) with a 30% chance of surviva
  4. casyvampire reblogged this from bubblesofrinia and added:
    Uuuuh…A towel, 2 inch deep, in the back of my leg.. 2% chance I’ll survive..Looks like I’m a very weak being…
  5. an-odd-terminian reblogged this from audlno and added:
    Lip balm 8” into my nose with a 77% survival rate… ‘Aight
  6. audlno reblogged this from bubblesofrinia and added:
    a shirt, 8 inches deep in my tongue with a 75% survival rate ok
  7. bubblesofrinia reblogged this from the-real-yuri-lowell
  8. the-real-yuri-lowell reblogged this from spadesslick
  9. cumbersniffles reblogged this from karlcat and added:
    pencil 2 inches deep in my lip, 5% survival rate fuck
  10. frapple26 reblogged this from lighteningfirefly and added:
    Stabbed by my blue pullover sweater 7 inches deep on my hand with a 90% chance of survival
  11. tetracanecyborgs reblogged this from ro-the-kat
  12. thebunnymun reblogged this from ro-the-kat and added:
    Pen, 1 inch, foot (so kind straight through it), and 03% surival. :’D very fucked.
  13. ro-the-kat reblogged this from ro-the-kat and added:
    ((reblog from June 2012)) I have been stabbed again… this time with a M&M to my left forearm. I have a 57% of survival…....
  14. ask-fickleaura reblogged this from alldayagain and added:
    3DS, 2 inches, in the head, 34% chance
  15. pinkafrobuddha reblogged this from haytham-fucking-kenway and added:
    yeah just got stabbed 4 inches deep on to my right buttock.75% chances of survival,so its ok.
  16. geehitme reblogged this from haytham-fucking-kenway and added:
    yeah just got stabbed 4 inches deep on to my right buttock.75% chances of survival,so its ok.
  17. someguywithablog reblogged this from hunkrump
  18. rednaxela12 reblogged this from rpg-posters and added:
    stabbed by “a brief history of england” 12 inches into my stomach, 12% chance of survival, reasonable, the book s likely...
  19. thecuttlefishcutie reblogged this from teowli and added:
    I was stabbed by a pair of jeans in the eye. They went 7 inches deep. And my chance of survival is 74 percent
  20. mournstach reblogged this from spadesslick
  21. heroictarsier reblogged this from ask-fickleaura and added:
    a small duffel bag, 6 inches deep (because physics), and i have an 87% chance of survival.
  22. phantomturtles reblogged this from ateotu and added:
    I was stabbed 1 inch deep in earlobe with a Prussian Blue oil pastel. I only have a 22% chance of survival.
  23. conflicttftw reblogged this from minighostie and added:
    stabbed with paper7 inchest deepin the ear lobe08% chance for survival…well…..i am phuked O_o
  24. adamant-frootloop reblogged this from ask-espurr-and-sylveon-fandom and added:
    I’ve just been stabbed with a pencil, 5 inches deep, in my leg, with a 02% chance of survival. It was really nice barely...
  25. griever4leon reblogged this from zitronen-sorbet and added:
    A pen, 6 inches deep in my face with 66% chance of surviving.
  26. zitronen-sorbet reblogged this from thefantasyhasnolimits and added:
    A pen,12 inches deep into my stomach, 16% chance of survival. w00t
  27. jusqualatoutefin reblogged this from general-of-dogs and added:
    Stabbed by my blue computer mouse, 4 inches deep in my throat with 25% chance of survival.
  28. moosieus reblogged this from cheniti and added:
    I was stabbed with my math notebook - one inch deep on my finger with a 95% chance of survival
  29. pessimistic-hipster reblogged this from wammys--house
  30. lanayru-lilly reblogged this from hero-of-time-winds-and-legend and added:
    My gameboy is 11 inches in my foot??? I have a 76% chance of survival.
  31. funnybysheervolume reblogged this from hero-of-time-winds-and-legend and added:
    The box of my knife o_o…7 inches deep…In my head…72% chance of survival…This is creepy after the nightmare I just had…
  32. jasonalanjr reblogged this from aseofspades and added:
    Stabbed with a comforter, 9 inches deep in my butt (god fucking damnit), with 19% chance of survival.