the lair of dr vblschrf

nobody’s reblogged or liked my super popular audio post since wednesday

new record

outrights:

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 

My mom was joking that we should clone her friend Gene so he can be in two places at once

Before I could even register the genetics pun there my brain immediately set of the emergency sirens cause…well, those of you who’ve actually met Gene will know that this is NOT a thing that should EVER happen.

slept in the evening but awake now…

bleeeeeeeeeeh

perfect what more could you possibly need

a plane ticket. also i need to learn either russian, mongolian, kazakh, or kyrgyz…

but at least i have the flags!

it a sign

perhaps so. i’m already prepared:

why is it that when i have a dream about travel it’s always to central asia

this time it was mongolia, last time it was kyrgyzstan

what is going on

rakewn:

i figured it was about time to get this particular ball rollin’ 

due to my very bad social anxiety, it is really really hard for me to get a job, as most of them require a great deal of human interaction, which i cannot mentally or even physically handle. but, i still need some source of income, so,

that’s where commissions come in

Prices (listed again for convenience+extra info):

  • Sketches: $5 busts/$8 full body +$4 per extra character
  • Colored sketches: $8 busts/$10 full body +$5 per extra character
  • Line-art: $10 busts/$15 full body +$7 per extra
  • Colored Line-art (plain bg): $15 busts/$20-25 full body depending on complexity, +$10 per extra character
  • Colored Line-art (actual bg): $25-30 depending on complexity, +$15 per extra character
  • MS Paint (B+W):  $20-25, depending on complexity
  • MS Paint (color): $25-30, depending on complexity

I will not draw any sort of porn; but I will draw gore, furry, animals in general, robots, body horror, etc., pretty much anything that’s not nsfw. However, If you ask for something with a subject that I don’t feel comfortable drawing, I will let you know.

I only accept payment through PayPal as of right now; my email for it is silentraccoon@yahoo.com, and you can contact me through there or through shelbyp917@gmail.com. I’d much rather prefer if you contacted me through email than through tumblr messages! 

reblogs/signal boosts are equally appreciated as well!! thank you, and let me know if i missed anything. i’m pretty new to taking online commissions so if anyone has any extra advice that would be wonderful!

man what did i even DO in high school

who did i even hang out with

my mom thinks that android’s default smilies are “cute little green bugs” and that’s adorable

just got a spam email from someone claiming to be ban ki-moon. you know, the secretary general of the united nations.

they know

tuned in to the world cup and instead of a soccer game i saw a massacre

AUGH

MUSIC

WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO RECORD STUFF

slept from like 9 to 2:30 and have been awake since

uuuuugh why can’t i sleep like a normal person