nobody’s reblogged or liked my super popular audio post since wednesday
cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable
My mom was joking that we should clone her friend Gene so he can be in two places at once
Before I could even register the genetics pun there my brain immediately set of the emergency sirens cause…well, those of you who’ve actually met Gene will know that this is NOT a thing that should EVER happen.
perfect what more could you possibly need
a plane ticket. also i need to learn either russian, mongolian, kazakh, or kyrgyz…
but at least i have the flags!
it a sign
perhaps so. i’m already prepared:
why is it that when i have a dream about travel it’s always to central asia
this time it was mongolia, last time it was kyrgyzstan
what is going on
i figured it was about time to get this particular ball rollin’
due to my very bad social anxiety, it is really really hard for me to get a job, as most of them require a great deal of human interaction, which i cannot mentally or even physically handle. but, i still need some source of income, so,
that’s where commissions come in
Prices (listed again for convenience+extra info):
- Sketches: $5 busts/$8 full body +$4 per extra character
- Colored sketches: $8 busts/$10 full body +$5 per extra character
- Line-art: $10 busts/$15 full body +$7 per extra
- Colored Line-art (plain bg): $15 busts/$20-25 full body depending on complexity, +$10 per extra character
- Colored Line-art (actual bg): $25-30 depending on complexity, +$15 per extra character
- MS Paint (B+W): $20-25, depending on complexity
- MS Paint (color): $25-30, depending on complexity
I will not draw any sort of porn; but I will draw gore, furry, animals in general, robots, body horror, etc., pretty much anything that’s not nsfw. However, If you ask for something with a subject that I don’t feel comfortable drawing, I will let you know.
I only accept payment through PayPal as of right now; my email for it is firstname.lastname@example.org, and you can contact me through there or through email@example.com. I’d much rather prefer if you contacted me through email than through tumblr messages!
reblogs/signal boosts are equally appreciated as well!! thank you, and let me know if i missed anything. i’m pretty new to taking online commissions so if anyone has any extra advice that would be wonderful!
just got a spam email from someone claiming to be ban ki-moon. you know, the secretary general of the united nations.