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who wants white samsung earphones for free

i’ll mail it to you if you’re not close to tustin



Freddy The Fox by: [Rob Lee]

Photographers note: "This brave fox wandered up on our porch. He's half cat, half dog, and all cute. When the fox first came for a visit we instantly named it "Freddy the Fox." But after we got to know it we found out Freddy is actually Frederica."


(You can still call Frederica “Freddy”!)

what do i do with a twelve year old semi broken game table

emily kept getting calls on her phone from a number she didn’t recognize when she was at my place the other day so after the third time we looked it up

it was “salty dog catering”


do they cater to salty dogs? are they salty dogs that cater? or, most worrisome, do they cater…salty dog?

the world will never know.

well it looks like we can stay here

manager’s had a change of heart

i keep listening to my song “sonde” over and over again.

it’s one of the very few times i’ve actually liked hearing my voice on record.

but more importantly, it’s the last song i wrote that grandma heard. and the first (and only) time she called my constructed language toĵan pretty. i can’t hear it without thinking of her. sometimes that’s hard. sometimes it’s exactly what i need.

this week has been nothing but bad news

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you are married to your icon for 1 year congrats

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2: when did your last hug take place
earlier today from mom

4: are you tired right now
i am beyond tired

6: have you ever been called a tease
that would be a big no

8: do you cry easily
that is also a big no

1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by...
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?




Becoming true friends with a cosplayer means learning what their real hair  looks like.

*Holds you* Everything is alright. You're a great person and tomorrow the sun will still shine and tomorrow you will continue to live.

thank you kind stranger

i have had a really terrible day and all i want is for someone to hold me and tell me it’ll be alright

New Song: “Raise the White Banner”. Co-written with my friend Ryan Wassenaar.

I’m uploading this again because this version sounds a bit better. 



It was always overwhelming
In the arboretum square
As the flowers seemed to bloom just for you
In the sentimental evening
As the wind played with your hair
We could run but we wouldn’t dare

We lit fires in the basement
And they burned for all to see
As the ashes dyed the snow a dusty grey
As the night winds turned to silence
In the battle overhead
Where we laid to rest these feelings long since dead

I’m not one to just give in without a fight
But I couldn’t see a reason
And as the night gave way to a shattered morning light
I surrendered
Oh I surrendered

It was sort of underwhelming
In the pile of broken glass
As the weeds grew in and took over the yard
I could try to take the high road
But you beat me in the rush
And the crowd of neighbors jeered a whispered hush

On the edge of sound and silence
Out of many there came one
And the sun revived to shine another day
But the road was torn to pieces
As we went our separate ways
And we knew that things would never be the same

I’m not one to just give in without a fight
But I couldn’t see a reason
And as the night gave way to a shattered morning light
I surrendered
Oh I surrendered

And it never ends
With our two conflicting interests
It never ends
In this cycle of forgiveness
It never ends
For the ones who chose to end this
It never ends
It never ends